Diddy’s Jail Menu
Deck the Halls … With Bowls of Bran Flakes!!!
Revealed
Diddy won’t be house for the vacations, however the man remains to be residing giant … TMZ bought the primary take a look at his jail vacation menu and, TBH, he’s eating like a full-blown king … simply with out the infant oil to assist slide it down!
The imprisoned music mogul — doing 50 months at FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey — will likely be ringing in Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Yr’s with the last word behind-bars breakfast bundle: bran flakes, skim milk, entire wheat bread, a banana, and a lil’ jelly on the facet.
For Thanksgiving, Diddy’s getting the total jailhouse feast — turkey roast with all of the trimmings, mashed potatoes, corn … plus a cute little vacation dessert to tie all of it collectively.
Christmas shakes issues up a bit — Diddy’s getting baked Cornish hens as the principle occasion, served with mashed potatoes, cornbread dressing and a few blended veggies for steadiness. Yum!
Days later, on New Years, he’ll even get to decide on between baked fish or grilled beef — and if he’s feeling additional healthful, there’s a tofu lo mein ready for him on New Yr’s. So yeah … the person’s not precisely ravenous.
Diddy’s getting nearly all the things he needs whereas driving out that sentence — plus, he’s bought that commissary on standby if he begins craving house comforts. And sure, Diddy, we checked … they’ve bought natural oil and prayer oil. However child oil? Sorry, buddy. Glad holidays … maintain the shine!!