The worst factor on the earth that may occur to anyone proper now could be to get a promotion within the Iranian navy.
The second worst factor is to be named by the Boston Globe or its bust-out spin-off Boston Journal as both “Bostonian of the 12 months” or one of many “Most Influential Bostonians.”
The way in which the rap sheets for these worthies are piling up, these honors are like possible trigger for the cops to get a search warrant, or at the least to get you fired from no matter phony-baloney DEI job you’ve acquired.
As regime-controlled media in Boston get an increasing number of woke, and fewer and fewer related, they lard their foolish lists with legends-in-their-own-minds like, effectively, like Segun Idowu, the chief of financial alternative and inclusion.
Inclusion – meaning handouts, set-asides, quotas, and so forth.
On the Metropolis of Boston payroll, this perennial Most Influential Bostonian is listed as Oluwasegun A. Idowu.
His pay is $175,692, and there’s not lots of heavy lifting, as you possibly can see by the truth that he was out boozing it up and renting resort rooms… on a weeknight.
Now the most recent jammed-up Most Influential Bostonian is at the moment underneath investigation within the wake of a disturbing Chinatown scandal. It includes two of Mayor Michelle Wu’s prime Metropolis Corridor naturalized payroll patriots – a girl from Afghanistan and a person from Purple China.
In line with police studies, Segun apparently was attempting to mattress the Afghan lady. She ran dwelling drunk to her Chinese language boy toy, and a post-midnight affray occurred. Cops needed to endure misogynist taunts – you’re shocked, I do know.
Plainly Segun Idowu imbibed cocktails with the Muslim lady. She apparently forgot what the Koran says about alcohol consumption.
Segun reportedly texted her that he had rented a room on the Park Plaza Lodge and inspired her to affix him.
After being arrested, each of Mayor Wu’s new People had been fired (it’s an election 12 months, in any case). Now the girl is claiming she’s been handled unfairly as a result of Surprise Boy Idowu will get handled with child gloves as a result of he’s, like, one of many Most Influential Bostonians.
Segun started his lackluster profession within the hackerama as a coat holder for Metropolis Councilor Charles “Don’t Name Me Chuck!” Yancey. He was Yancey’s second aide, recognized on the fifth ground of Metropolis Corridor as Tattoo, as within the outdated Fantasy Island TV present, for the way in which he adopted Yancey round.
In return for Segun’s slobbering loyalty, each January Yancey let him give a public speech – no, not “Da aircraft, boss, da aircraft!” however the Martin Luther King Jr. tackle about how “I Have a Dream.”
For Segun, although, it was extra like “I Have a Scheme.” As you possibly can inform from his early appearances on these uber-woke lists.
The primary time he appears to have made the Range College Honor Roll was the Globe’s Bostonians of the 12 months Checklist in 2020. He was listed within the Social Justice Advocates class, together with Monica Cannon-Grant.
Bear in mind her? She was the 300-pound race grifter who ran the BLM rackets in Boston. Her corruption and welfare-fraud trial begins in US District Court docket Oct. 14.
Simply earlier than his third-rate romance low-rent rendezvous, Segun had made Boston Magazine’s 150 Most Influential Bostonians listing but once more. This 12 months, he tumbled to quantity 61.
“You’ll possible discover Mayor Michelle Wu,” the failed journal gushed, “highlighting Idowu’s successes on the marketing campaign path this 12 months.”
Replace: By no means thoughts!
Final 12 months, he completed thirty second on the listing of Most Stunning Individuals. In order the Globe paid bottom-dollar for the “metropolis magazine” not too long ago, he was already falling out of favor.
However Segun’s storied profession acquired me fascinated with others who’ve been singled out.
Let’s return to Boston Magazine’s 2022 listing of 100 Most Influential Bostonians.
At quantity 22 we had Rachael Rollins, following up her win because the Globe’s Bostonian of the 12 months in 2019.
“May her subsequent cease be statewide workplace?” the wretched rag wrote. “Solely time will inform.”
Time has instructed. She was pressured out as US lawyer for egregious abuse of energy. She’s now in exile at Roxbury Neighborhood School. Her profession spotlight got here when Monica Cannon-Grant scammed her out of $6,000 for her charities – particularly, Shake Shack and Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Co.
Quantity 18 in 2022 was, you guessed it, Segun Idowu, lionized as “a uncommon particular person revered by activists and institution figures alike.”
However not by a drunk 26-year-old staffer.
Quantity 21 was Ibram X. Kendi, aka Henry Rogers, of “the Heart for Anti-Racist Analysis at Boston College.” Bye bye, Mr. X. How’d your $50-million “heart” work out for BU?
Quantity 45: Boston Metropolis Councilor Julia Mejia, “blunt-speaking Afro-Latina.” Like all of those flim-flammers, she’s a multiple-year winner. She was named “Greatest Metropolis Politician” in 2020.
Her most well-known speech got here on social media. Who can neglect her awe-inspiring phrases?
“For many who are questioning if I’m utilizing medicine, the reply is totally not.”
Coming in at quantity 82 was ex-Sen. Dianne Wilkerson. She was as soon as photographed by the FBI stuffing $100 payments into her bra. Her Bureau of Prisons quantity is 21757-038. In 2022, the jailbird solon was operating some COVID entrance that “helped lead the demand for extra fairness.”
Fairness = handouts.
She didn’t make the listing this 12 months, which in all probability went to press earlier than the native decide convened hearings into what he wrote had been “allegations of nepotism and self-dealing” by outdated 21757-038.
This concerned a nursing dwelling known as the Benjamin – ironic certainly for a girl who went to jail for stuffing Benjamins into her bra. She was employed by the top of town’s Reparations Fee. You’ll be able to’t make these things up, am I proper Segun?
By the way in which, that 2022 listing is hilarious from prime to backside, even by the late journal’s preposterous requirements. Coming in on the ultimate slot, Quantity 100, was new Pats quarterback Mac Jones.
How’s that august honor understanding for you now, Mac? How’s Jacksonville this time of 12 months?
It’s arduous to beat that 2022 listing, however they tried in 2023. Checking in at quantity 20 was Rachael Rollins, after desperately attempting to rig the Suffolk County district lawyer’s race after which mendacity about it to the Inspector Common of the DOJ.
At quantity 48, the incoming president of Harvard College, Claudine Homosexual.
She was described as “very resolute and badass.”
To not point out, a world-class anti-Semite and plagiarist.
Can’t anticipate the investigation into Segun’s habits to be concluded. I assume he’ll survive as a result of… skilled courtesy.
All these BS jobs and awards for skilled victims. It’s the grift that retains on grifting.
