I love the Nintendo Switch Virtual Boy because it sucks so much

“Bad on purpose” is a dangerous tightrope to walk. Usually, the end result is something that feels like it’s trying too hard or thinks it’s funnier than it actually is. Nintendo’s new Virtual Boy accessory for the Switch and Switch 2 manages to pull it off, though.

That’s because, rather than setting out to make something that sucks, Nintendo instead took something that sucked in the mid-90s and recreated it faithfully for the sake of artistic preservation. It’s retro nerdiness purely for the love of the game.

In 1995, the Virtual Boy was (and remains) Nintendo’s biggest hardware embarrassment. It was a way-too-early attempt at VR with stereoscopic 3D features that failed because it was neither a true console nor a true portable machine. Every game was displayed exclusively in red and black, and using it for more than a few minutes at a time will ruin your neck and eyes.

For $100 (and the cost of a Nintendo Switch Online subscription so you can actually play the games), you can almost perfectly recreate that retro experience on your Switch or Switch 2. This new accessory isn’t a cleaned-up, refined, or redesigned take on the original idea; it just is the original idea, but with the ability to shove a portable Switch display inside of it. It still hurts to look at and play. The games aren’t especially good or interesting, outside of Wario Land. You can’t even output the games to a TV or any other external display, making it almost totally incompatible with today’s “everything should be streamable” attitude in games.

And that’s exactly why it rules. I love the Switch Virtual Boy accessory, and I will almost certainly not use it for any longer than it took to write this article and shoot the accompanying video because I value my eyesight. It reproduces the original artistic vision at the expense of user comfort and convenience, and thank God for that.

How to buy the Nintendo Switch Virtual Boy accessory

The new version of the Virtual Boy is an online Nintendo Store Exclusive. To try it yourself, head to the Nintendo store and sign into your account. There is one catch, however — you need a Nintendo Switch Online membership to purchase the device. It’s priced at $99.99 and available for sale now.