Dave Portnoy Vows To Be ‘Useless Fish’ If NFL Kicks Him Out Of Tremendous Bowl

Barstool Sports activities founder Dave Portnoy totally expects to be inside Levi’s Stadium when his beloved New England Patriots take the sector for Tremendous Bowl LX … but when the NFL needs him gone, he’ll be able to channel his internal “useless fish.”

El Presidente’s beef with Roger Goodell goes again to Deflategate … when Portnoy and three different Barstool staff (often known as the Brady 4) had been arrested for protesting the Tom Brady suspension at NFL headquarters.

Ever since, he is been persona non grata on the Massive Sport … and was even kicked out when he tried to fly underneath the radar with a disguise when the Patriots received all of it in 2019.

Now that some years have handed, Portnoy thinks issues have “simmered down” a bit within the NFL’s eyes … to the purpose the place he thinks he can attend the sport with out incident.

“I do not suppose I am nonetheless banned, I’ve 100% intentions to go watch the Tremendous Bowl as a fan and luxuriate in it … however that is what I did final time and I obtained dragged out,” Portnoy advised TMZ Sports activities‘ Lucas Widman.

“I am not in search of bother. I am simply trying to cue the duck boats and have one other parade.”

Portnoy has been capable of soak in some NFL motion with out incident — he sat with Pats proprietor Robert Kraft at a regular-season sport previously.

He additionally introduced the Pats’ schedule earlier than their 2025 marketing campaign … so clearly, the crew would like to have him there.

Backside line?? Portnoy says there will not be a difficulty when he is on the sport — except the league creates one.

“I promise you this — in the event that they attempt to drag me out of the Tremendous Bowl, I’ve perfected the useless fish and it is going to be fairly a viral second as a result of I’ll by no means stroll willingly out of a Tremendous Bowl when I’m a paid buyer.”