“DEI Cleanup in Aisle 5! DEI Cleanup in Aisle 5! STAT!”
Go woke, go broke.
Brown College is simply the most recent so-called elite establishment to study the exhausting means that it’s by no means a good suggestion to eliminate benefit hiring and as a substitute depend on… that PC Democrat clown posse that was doing slapstick on dwell TV Thursday night time in Windfall.
And now the supercilious Ivy League twits attempt to dodge the results of their woke follies.
C’mon down, Zachary Cunha. In the course of the Biden disaster, he was the US legal professional for Woke, I imply Rhode Island.
And now he comes out of the Brown bullpen, as the college put it Monday, “to help the College in coordinating with federal, state and native regulation enforcement businesses.”
In different phrases, Cunha’s job is to persuade the People now working the federal authorities to provide Brown’s motley crew of gender-benders, anti-Semites and filthy-rich legacies leaving alone.
Cunha is the right man for the job. If you wish to conceal one thing actual good, simply stick it in one among Zachary Cunha’s regulation books. He’ll depart no stone unturned, besides the one the Democrat is hiding underneath.
Cunha wasn’t employed simply because he went to Brown. Anyone can go to Brown, so long as they both verify sufficient protected-class bins or have billionaire dad and mom who can decide up the $93,000 annual tab.
No, Cunha was employed as a result of he already is aware of the best way to broom a DEI scandal.
Does the title Shelley Joseph ring a bell?
As a member of the MA Democrat State Committee from Brookline, she clearly deserved a $207,854.93-a-year part-time hack job as a state choose.
As soon as appointed, the Democrat apparatchik couldn’t wait to let a profession twice-deported illegal-alien prison Dominican drug vendor out the again door of the Newton courthouse to flee an ICE agent.
Why would she so brazenly impede justice? I informed you, she’s a Democrat from Brookline. It was skilled courtesy.
She was indicted within the first Trump administration, and undoubtedly would have been convicted, simply because the shrew choose in Milwaukee was final week for doing the very same factor.
However after Biden was put in as president, it turned clear that Choose Joseph would by no means do a day in jail, similar to she by no means missed a paycheck throughout her two-year trip, or needed to pay a dime of her personal authorized protection.
Once more, skilled courtesy.
However even Democrats needed to undergo the charade of an “investigation” earlier than dropping the slam-dunk expenses towards their fellow traveler.
Rachael Rollins, then the brand new US legal professional in Boston, couldn’t deal with it. She was a fair larger DEI catastrophe than Joseph. A 12 months later, it might take a DEI HAZMAT unit to scrub up her hazardous waste.
So Biden’s corrupt handlers determined that Rollins would recuse herself and the Shelley Joseph case can be taken over by the brand new Democrat US legal professional in Windfall, Zachary Cunha, who had beforehand labored within the Boston workplace.
One other nationwide search!
It took Cunha roughly 10 minutes to, harrumph, conduct a radical investigation of his corrupt comrade.
“Its goal has been to make clear and, as warranted, to safe accountability for that conduct.”
Wink wink nudge nudge.
“I’ve concluded that the pursuits of justice are finest served relatively than in a continued federal prison investigation….”
Following orders, Cunha dropped the beyond-a-reasonable-doubt felony expenses towards the Democrat. As a substitute, he allowed the corrupt state “authorities” right here to completely overlook about it. Joseph ought to already be in jail, which is the place the Democrat choose in Milwaukee goes.
So Cunha has the right resume for his new gig. He’s bought a model new case to comb underneath the rug.
However this can be a a lot worse scandal. This entails three murders, not only one crooked choose, plus a whole solid of cartoonish DEI caricatures he has to cowl up for.
Begin with the now-suspended faculty police chief, Rodney Chatman. He’d already been booted out of an earlier job on the College of Utah, and since getting the DEI nod at Brown has endured two votes of no confidence from his power.
By the way in which, his division in Utah had been buffeted by scandal, together with a cop looking for nudes on a feminine sufferer’s cellphone. At Brown, his cops have been accused of slurring ladies and making racist statements. Cease me in case you’ve heard something like this earlier than….
Chatman ultimately sued the College of Utah. Now he’s gotten the bum’s rush once more, and I’m pondering his subsequent lawsuit, towards Brown, can be filed in three… two… one.
It’s all a part of the DEI playbook.
Normally these woke DEI hiring fiascoes simply contain stuff like serial plagiarism (the previous president of Harvard) or a low-IQ Supreme Court docket justice who muses aloud about how rifles can fireplace “800 rounds a second or no matter.”
Unserious individuals in severe jobs, in different phrases. Advantage signaling and white guilt, that’s all DEI quantities to.
Have you ever observed the pigmentation and gender of the 2 individuals who cracked the Brown case that so baffled all of the woke Democrat grandees? It was a homeless man and a “custodian” – a janitor in different phrases. Each of them white, and possibly straight.
Given the hiring insurance policies at Brown and in every single place else, these positions are about as excessive a white man can anticipate to ever go within the Ivy League ecosystem lately.
May which were a part of the issue at Brown, do you assume?
A really very long time in the past, I used to be admitted to Brown College. But it surely value $3,200 a 12 months, and even then there was no means these Social Register snobs had been ever going to provide any scholarship cash to a poor white child from western Massachusetts.
I ended up going to a state faculty and it turned out okay, I suppose. However I’ve by no means forgiven them for what they did to me, and I by no means will.
Wealthy child Zachary Cunha might have gotten away with fixing the felony case for his fellow Democrat trust-funder Shelley Joseph. However that is one DEI catastrophe he and the remainder of his pampered puke Democrat buddies gained’t have the ability to finger-point their means out of.
Brown delenda est. Brown should be destroyed.
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