No one requested me however:
Sen. Ed Markey turns 79 subsequent Friday, and right here’s a slogan for his subsequent marketing campaign, which if he wins would imply he’d be sucking off the taxpayers till age 86:
“In case you preferred Dementia Joe Biden in his eighties, you’ll love Ed Markey.”
One other six-year time period would give Markey 60 uninterrupted years of slurping on the public trough, since 1972. Even Norfolk DA Michael “Meatball” Morrissey didn’t slither into elective workplace till 1976, and the way’s that one figuring out for everyone in Norfolk County?
Sandra Birchmore couldn’t be reached for remark.
Somerville was once happy with its designation as “the All-American Metropolis.”
Now it might sue anybody who mentioned such a factor for defamation.
Do Democrats love MS-13 and TDA and the opposite illegal-alien gangbangers as a result of they’re all TRANS-national organizations?
When was the final time you phoned a public workplace and weren’t informed one of many following issues on voicemail?
“Pay attention rigorously as a result of our choices have modified not too long ago.”
“The individual you are attempting to succeed in is at the moment unavailable.”
Republicans establish with ICE, Democrats with ISIS.
Everybody who desires larger taxes at all times screams, “Pay Your Truthful Share!” despite the fact that they a) don’t pay any taxes themselves or b) declare they’re already paying their justifiable share?
The insane invoice by 82-year-old Sen. Cynthia Creem to start shutting down the usage of so-called private automobiles in Massachusetts was referred to as the “Freedom to Transfer Act.”
Higher title would have been “Freedom to Freeze Whereas Ready for a Bus Act.” Or “Freedom to Stroll.”
However these ridiculous titles are what the comrades at all times use to disguise the true goals of their laws — the crazier the proposal, the larger the whopper describing it.
Thus, Obama’s Reasonably priced Care Act, which made first rate health-care unaffordable.
Or domestically, the Secure Communities Act, which gave unlawful aliens drivers’ licenses, in order that extra of them may drive drunk in unregistered, uninsured, uninspected low riders, killing extra People.
Publish script: in 1998, the 12 months of Monica Lewinsky and oral intercourse within the Oval Workplace, Creem ran for her first time period within the state Senate, and her marketing campaign slogan was: “Be part of the Creem Crew.”
You may’t make these items up.
Now U.S. Rep. Jake Auchincloss is frightened that the Democrat-sponsored crime wave of the final 4 years is resulting in “degradations to public order.”
Hey, Jake, your whole Democrat get together has change into a degradation to public order. And immediately you’re involved it would “compound into lawlessness?”
Have you ever checked out your governor’s “Healey accommodations?” Or the State Police in Norfolk County.
Talking of which, DA Meatball Morrissey acquired heckled in yet one more parade in Quincy, on Independence Day.
Clad in a pale purple plaid shirt, Meatball was waddling alongside by means of Squantum with a number of different overstuffed Norfolk County stooges when the booing commenced. On social media, at one level two girls could be heard discussing the extinguished 50-year statesman.
Lady #1: “Which one is he?”
Lady #2: “He’s the fats one.”
Lady #1: “They’re all — a couple of of ‘em are fats. Which one is he?”
Lady #2: “The fats one within the plaid.”
Associated query: Will Meatball Morrissey nonetheless be having his annual August time prefer it’s enterprise as normal?
A “bipartisan vote” in regime-controlled media is 210 Democrats, 1 Republican.
A “party-line vote” is 210 Republicans, 1 Democrat.
State Home Hack Household of the Week: Rep. Aaron Michlewitz, D-North Finish, $182,820 a 12 months as number-two hack within the Home, and his spouse, Maria, “director of exterior affairs,” Mass. Faculty Constructing Authority, $140,000 a 12 months.
Complete annual household seize: $322,820 a 12 months.
Very important statistics on Daunasia Yancey, Mayor Michelle Wu’s $116,571-a-year “deputy director of LGBTQ+ Development”, now suspended after being charged in what police described as a Sapphic scuffle in Roxbury.
Based on the BPD incident report, Yancey is 5’3” and weighs 250 kilos. “Construct: Heavy.”
That’s what you name placing the plus again into LGBTQ+.
Like all disgraced racial grifters in Boston, Yancey as soon as acquired a slobbering puff piece in Boston Journal, headlined, “She’s younger, black, feminine, homosexual and prepared for her mug shot.”
And now she’s gotten that mug shot she was at all times dreaming of, though the BPD famous this about Daunasia’s close-up:
“Reserving Feedback: Unable to take away nostril piercings and hair beads.”
The cops additionally famous the tattoos on her neck.
Talking of Metropolis Corridor grifters, Segun Idowu, the blow-in drifter from Maryland who now makes $175,692 a 12 months as Wu’s “chief of financial alternative and inclusion,” was cleared this week of any wrongdoing by, await it, Metropolis Corridor, in a Metropolis Corridor intercourse scandal involving two different now-fired Metropolis Corridor aides, one from Afghanistan and the opposite from Purple China.
After being “cleared,” Idowu issued an announcement concerning the “ache” that the alleged probe “prompted me, my household and my group.”
His group? Would that be the identical group that, when he ran for state rep in 2018, supported him so soundly that he completed a distant third within the Democrat major?
Democrat Sen. Elizabeth Warren claims to be a Native American — however isn’t.
Democrat Rep. Sarah McBride claims to be a lady — however isn’t.
Democrat Joe Biden claims to be sharp as a tack — however isn’t.
Now Democrat candidate for NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani claims to be black — however isn’t.
Do you start to detect a sample right here?
