It is a sob story about an unlawful alien.
However my unhappy story is the not the form of hoax-y piece pushed day by day in regime-controlled media.
Faux information is all the time slobbering over these poor machete-wielding, fentanyl-dealing, identity-stealing gangbangers who despair of being despatched again to the Third World, not capable of drive drunk, knock up their daughters, shoot up youngsters’ baseball practices in Houston, rape American ladies or set them on hearth within the subway after which get launched with no bail….
The sufferer in my illegal-alien sob story is the American taxpayer, whom Democrats count on to pay for all of the above crimes, dedicated by these hordes of shiftless, entitled savages.
This column considerations a single unlawful alien, and the way a lot the feds say she has stolen from us. All these statistics – and images – come from the US authorities. There will likely be no “corrections” reminiscent of NBC “Information” needed to run after its current fake-news story a few Guatemalan thug in Leominster.
The title of the unlawful of the day is Lina Maria Orovio-Hernandez, age 59.
This Colombian has been flopping within the US since 2003, has apparently not had a job since 2014. She is now charged by the feds with the next counts of welfare fraud:
- $259,589 in Part 8 lease handouts in Jamaica Plain from 2011 to January 2025.
- $101,257 in Social Safety incapacity advantages from 2011 to January 2025.
- $43,348 in SNAP (meals stamp advantages) from 2005 to January 2025.
All her fraudulent welfare handouts ceased in January 2025.
Say, I ponder what modified in January 2025. Why did the federal government all of a sudden cease subsidizing this sort of Third World fraud on Jan. 20, 2025?
However wait, it will get worse. This typical unlawful alien additionally admitted to illegally voting within the 2024 presidential election. Right here’s a photograph taken final Nov. 5, at a financial institution, overtly exhibiting off her “I Voted” sticker.
Who do you suppose this profession greed-crazed Third World welfare fraudster voted for?
Kamala Harris or Donald J. Trump?
I checked the docket on her federal court docket case yesterday, and when her trial begins in January, she can have a Spanish-language translator.
Which implies that though she’s been vacationing right here on our dime since 2003, apparently she nonetheless can’t communicate a lick of English, or at the least not a lot.
I’m reminded of the phrases of the late BMC Decide Elijah Adlow, who each time confronted with a defendant (say, a shoplifter) who demanded an interpreter, would elevate his eyebrows and inform the cholo:
“Appears you realized to choose up our merchandise rather a lot sooner than you’ve realized to choose up our language.”
In accordance with the indictment, Lina stole the identification of a Puerto Rican and has been residing giant on welfare ever since. I ponder how a lot these bogus citizenship paperwork value her.
No matter, her ROI – return on funding – is much more than any of us who should work for a residing have ever made on our 401K’s or IRA’s.
Confronted with the horrible prospect of deportation again to a primitive society the place she would possibly really should get a job, the senorita has desperately trotted out all the identical sort of excuses that regime-controlled media cite every single day of their sob tales about undocumented Democrats attempting desperately to remain on this horrible racist, xenophobic society that they so despise.
To start with, as in Leominster (website of the most recent pretend information about ICE), when the feds got here to her welfare crib in JP, she wouldn’t open the door. She didn’t want no stinkin’ warrants.
From the feds’ movement opposing launch of this overseas freeloader:
“Legislation enforcement needed to breach each a entrance and bed room door to realize entry to the residence and apprehend the defendant.
“Furthermore, the federal government described that the defendant was present in her bed room with sneakers on at 8:00 AM, close to the window to her first-floor house, which was open with the display screen raised regardless of the temperature being 30 levels and the curtains visibly blowing from a breeze.”
Unhappy. Didn’t Lina understand although it was winter in Boston when she was lugged, it was summer time the place she belongs, down south of the border? After all, in Colombia, she would possibly really should assist herself for the primary time in many years.
“The defendant’s major supply of earnings since 2014 has been SSI incapacity advantages…. No constant work historical past.”
Like each final one in every of these greed-crazed legal illegals, she claims to have medical situations. After all we’re paying for his or her alleged remedy, as a result of illegals are on 100% all-expenses-paid holidays.
This overseas grifter stated she has breast most cancers. One other grande lie-o.
“She accomplished remedy in 2016 and has solely acquired annual checkups since then.”
She – or ought to I say, her public defender, who People are additionally selecting up the tab for – additionally argued that she couldn’t flee as a result of she doesn’t even have sufficient left of her stolen welfare pesos to purchase a bus ticket. One other grande lie-o.
“The defendant took energetic measures to hide over $500 in US and Colombia forex every week earlier than arrest after recognizing regulation enforcement at her house complicated.”
At a current listening to it was recommended that she put on an digital bracelet. Seems, simply “earlier than the preliminary look (she) inquired about how lengthy a battery lasts on an digital bracelet.”
Hmmm. So, as Decide Adlow may need stated, it seems to be like she’s picked up our current digital expertise rather a lot faster than she’s picked up our language.
The excellent news is, this undocumented Democrat stays in federal custody. Take a look at this manner, Lina – you’re nonetheless getting your three hots and a cot a day, freed from cost courtesy of the gringos, similar to you have got been for the final 22 years. What’s el differencio?
One down, 20 million to go.
That’s my illegal-alien sob story of the day. To consider all of the trillions of {dollars} that these Third World savages have stolen from us People over the past half-century makes me very unhappy.
However I’d be much more sad if Lina’s candidate had received the election final yr. Then I’d actually be weeping buckets. Within the poorhouse.
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