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Doge staffer ‘Large Balls’ overwhelmed in brutal tried carjacking
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Doge staffer ‘Large Balls’ overwhelmed in brutal tried carjacking

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Last updated: August 6, 2025 9:12 am
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A former Division of Authorities Effectivity (Doge) worker nicknamed “Large Balls” was reportedly badly overwhelmed in an tried carjacking.

Edward Coristine was left bloodied by the assault in Washington, DC, early on Sunday morning, when he’s mentioned to have been set upon by “thugs” after making an attempt to guard a younger girl.

Donald Trump, the US president, referred to as Mr Coristine an “unimaginable man” and threatened to take federal management of the capital metropolis except its council tackled violent crime.

Mr Coristine got here to prominence earlier this yr following experiences of his alleged connection to cybercrime teams, elevating considerations about his entry to delicate information held by the US authorities. He has not commented on the allegations.

His nickname, “Large Balls”, comes from a reputation {the teenager} used on his social media and LinkedIn profiles.

The  19-year-old, who beforehand had an account on X referred to as @‌edwardbigballer, had been hand-picked to work for Doge after interning at Neuralink, Mr Musk’s mind chip firm.

Marko Elez, a fellow Doge staffer, claimed on social media that Mr Coristine had been attacked at an space in north-west Washington.

“My pal Large Balls… is a hero,” he wrote on X.

“Edward protected a younger girl from an tried carjacking by eight thugs close to Dupont Circle. Violence like this within the coronary heart of DC is totally unacceptable.”

Mr Elez, who was briefly sacked from Doge over a racist social media remark earlier than being rehired, included an image he mentioned was of Mr Coristine.

It confirmed a shirtless man, who resembles the 19-year-old, slumped on the bottom, with blood masking his face and chest and marking his white trousers.

Donald Trump additionally shared the {photograph} on social media

Sources confirmed to the Washington Submit that Mr Coristine, who’s now a senior adviser on the State Division and Division of Homeland Safety, had been injured after intervening in an tried carjacking on Sunday.

Mr Trump posted the {photograph} on his Reality Social platform on Tuesday, declaring that crime in Washington was “completely uncontrolled” and saying 14-year-olds needs to be prosecuted as adults.

“The newest sufferer was overwhelmed mercilessly by native thugs. Washington, DC, have to be protected, clear and delightful for all People and, importantly, for the World to see,” he mentioned.

“If DC doesn’t get its act collectively, and shortly we may have no alternative however to take federal management of the Metropolis, and run this Metropolis the way it needs to be run, and put criminals on discover that they’re not going to get away with it anymore.

“Maybe this could have been carried out a very long time in the past, then this unimaginable younger man, and so many others, wouldn’t have needed to undergo the horrors of Violent Crime.”

The US president added: “If this continues, I’m going to exert my powers, and FEDERALISE this metropolis.”

Edward Coristine

Teenager Edward Coristine was picked to work at Doge after interning at Elon Musk’s Neuralink

Mr Musk, the top of Doge earlier than his relationship with Mr Trump imploded earlier this yr, echoed the president’s name to place Washington below federal management.

He didn’t title Mr Coristine however mentioned a “Doge staff member” ran to assist a younger girl whom “a gang of a few dozen younger males” had been trying to assault in her automotive.

He “ran to defend her and was severely overwhelmed to the purpose of concussion, however he saved her”, Mr Musk continued.

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